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Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
Me: What
Giving a guy a blowjob: mouth -> penis -> pleasure
Eating out a girl: Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.

Trying to fight someone

Expectations:

Reality:

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